Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
id be glad to
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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