Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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