the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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