You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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