Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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