You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
