if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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