whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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