Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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