That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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