Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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