just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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