quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Randomize
