he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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