Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...