if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
