waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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