so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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