I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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