drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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