somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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