Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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