some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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