Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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