I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
from now on my penis is your penis
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Ladies don't puke and tell
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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