How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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