My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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