AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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