Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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