remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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