Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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