he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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