Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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