I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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