At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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