dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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