he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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