adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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