I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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