I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Sext me about skeletons
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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