WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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