Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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