And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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