Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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