we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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