"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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