What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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I have peed in a lot of sinks
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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