do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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