So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
