wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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