Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He has the fingertips of a God
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