He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
