I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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