none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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