I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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